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This e-mail was sent to you for someone who thought your BUTT is like a DIAMOND!!!! Read all the way to the end to find out how to get LUCK for your BUTT and DIAMONDS!!! You must read all the way to the end or your BUTT will sag and you will LOSE your DIAMONDS. Don't tempt fate, this has happened at least three times.
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Are you still reading? Good. You are protecting your butt. And your diamonds.

Top 10 Reasons Butts are Like Diamonds

1. They both break through glass.
   
2. They both come in round, angular and pear shapes.
   
3. They are both great items to celebrate important days with.
4. Even if yours is gorgeous, someone always has a better one to make you jealous.
   
5. Both are wonderful to receive but expensive to buy.
6. Both always benefit from a few more carrots.
7. Each one is absolutely unique--there are no identical matches to either.
8. Both look infinitely better when sparkling clean.
9. Colors vary.

AND---are you ready for number 10? Keep reading. Don't STOP NOW and risk bad luck for your BUTT/DIAMONDS. U*U

10. You can try to make man-made replacements of each, but they are never as good as the real thing.
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To make sure your butt doesn't sag (more, ha-ha!) and that piles of diamonds head your way, send this to 10 friends. Make their day, tell them their butt is like a diamond, and share the luck of a non-saggy butt with them.

DO this within 5 minutes ABSOLUTELY, or you will experience an immediate, lasting lack of tone and a permanent dulling of any diamonds or opals in your possession. Please act NOW!

Remember, your butt is like a diamond, and that is a richness no one can take away!!! Send this to 10 friends and make their day. ;P

This is a public service message from www.debontherocks.com