Oh my god. What is this? OH MY GOD?!?!? Who is taking pills? I will not survive these high school years, I won't.
What is it, speed, painkiller, what? I've never taken anything that looks like that. What am I going to do? I need to sell this house and homeschool these kids in Idaho until they are 21.
Crap. I need to go to the pill I.D. website and describe this thing and find out what it is. Then I'm going to track down the dealer and go freaky bloody Kill Bill ninja MILF-on-fire lioness on his pathetic dealing skanky existence. Who would sell pills to kids?!?! I'm going to pluck out his eyeballs.
(I reach down to pick up the pill. It feels somewhat soft, like a soft gel pill. I bring it close to my face to see if it has any markings, and I can smell it. It smells like cotton candy.)
Pill identified: squashed mini jelly bean.
Oh my god, they are slobs but I love them, they are such good kids. I love my sweet sweet babies!!!
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The question now is... are YOU on something? Heh.
Admit it, you popped that sucka into your mouth didn't ya?
Shit, was it that obvious how I knew it was candy? Damn, when are my kids going to bring home the good stuff.
haha mothers! :D
Yeah, but pink?
That's the hard stuff.
hey deb on the rocks,
funny
rock on,
aitch
I still vote for the homeschooling in Idaho.
humorous little story. enjoyed!
Funniest thing I've read all day. Nice post.
LMAO! I've had moments like that, only it was baby powder and.. well, let me just say I taste tested it to be sure hehe. :p
Mom-rampage to loving & calm in .002 seconds.
Motherhood is just great at getting the blood pumping isn't it?! And we thought the high blood pressure during pregnancy was a bad thing - apparently it was just our hearts' way of practicing for the future. HA!!
Whew!
lol! This was hilarious. Reminds me of the time my mom thought my brother was smoking weed when she found crushed leaves on the floor of his room.
Haahahahaha!!!
Gotta love parental paranoia :-)
What a roller coaster ride parenting is. Why do pills have to look so much like candy?
"go freaky bloody Kill Bill ninja MILF-on-fire lioness on his pathetic dealing skanky existence"
The visual I have after reading the above line is priceless. Rock on Deb!!!
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