Sunday, April 06, 2008

The New Physioethics

If I were designer and Italian Vogue writer Anna Piaggi and age was not being kind to me and was in fact revealing that I had been a drag queen all throughout my career which explains my preference for breastless, hipless models, would I GIVE MY RIGHT ARM to look better?



Yes, yes, I would.



But who has her arm, Glenn Feron, who has her arm???? This is going to give me nightmares.

N.B. I tried to look up whether or not "physioethics" is hyphenated, but it may be that I have made up that particular subset of bioethics. If it catches on, do I get some money or something?

11 comments:

Inga said...

photoshop is a powerful force and must be used with care....

great! now we'll all have nightmares! thasnks for sharing!

Deb said...

Are you a part of a photographers' union that can cite him for ethics violations or something?

Actually if I were Anna, I wouldn't want that...I would let me be my fabulous me.

The Immoral Matriarch said...

Did he do that on purpose> That's just weird...

SUEB0B said...

Have you been reading Photoshop Disasters? It is one of my favorite blogs!

Deb said...

Sounds like a great theme for a blog. I love disasters!

Alexandra said...

Thanks for the Comment Deb! We weren't asking for a Loan though we had the money and would have given it to him so we could have used his credit card since we don't have one!

M.E. said...

That is some scary shit. I always am amazed by that cat lady!

The Aging Disco Diva said...

Wow, the Diva was having a "looking somewhat less than fabu day" but comparatively speaking, I look damn fine. Speaking of photoshop jobs, have you seen the People Magazine cover of J-lo and her spawn? They airbrushed the ever loving life outta her image. Must be nice. I looked like death warmed over for at least the first three years of each of my kid's beginnings.

Hippo Brigade said...

OMG, I need that hat!

Em said...

It's what I imagine Lewis Black would look like in drag -- AAAAHHH!!! :P

Suzy said...

I am totally obsessed with men or women who dress like this, so over the top that the mind staggers. I could stare at them for hours. And chile, I've put on some crazy ass outfits in my life,