A night-night story for VP nominee Sarah Palin's baby
and for Sarah Palin's grandbaby-to-be.
and for Sarah Palin's grandbaby-to-be.
Bye-bye baby bunting, mama's gone a-hunting
to catch a big brown beary's skin
to wrap her baby bunting in
Mama's really something!
to catch a big brown beary's skin
to wrap her baby bunting in
Mama's really something!
Bye-bye baby bunting, grandma gone a-hunting
to tan some baby otter skin
to wrap some abstinence pamphlets in
Mama's hiding something!
to tan some baby otter skin
to wrap some abstinence pamphlets in
Mama's hiding something!
Sarah votes for women a-breedin'
She blames it all on Eve's Original Sin
But dinosaurs were pets of Adam's kin?
Sarah's all about Creation!
She blames it all on Eve's Original Sin
But dinosaurs were pets of Adam's kin?
Sarah's all about Creation!
Too scared to go to sleep yet? Try these other night-night stories:
Night-Night Story for the Jolie-Pitt Children
Night-Night Fairytale for Suri Cruise
Yes, you can leave the light on tonight. In fact, you can leave it on every night until Obama is elected. I'm leaving mine on, too!
BONUS Trivia bit, free at NO additional charge! Check out one definition of "Bristol," which is the name of Palin's 17-y-old daughter who is five months pregnant. Yep, they do get big with baby! Palin's other children are named TRIG (after angle math everyone hates!) PIPER, WILLOW, and TRACK.
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11 comments:
It really is scary to think she may be half running our country soon. And doesn't she know it's not "okay" to have an *entire* bear skin on your couch? What does she read? Better Neanderthals and Gardens?
What a freakishly weird woman, personally she scares me. If my 17 year old was pregnant I'm pretty sure I would be going home to council her, not try and run the country. Stupid move by McCain
OMG, Better Neaderthals and Gardens! Fucking perfect, Wendy!
Insane Mama, it's a circus for sure.
That's it.
I may never sleep again.
(Even if the bear in that picture was still alive? SHE WOULD STILL BE SCARIER.)
Somebody hold me.
How do I love thee Deb... let me count the ways.
Better watch out or Tom is gonna' sue your ass. Your rhyming is fine, but he's a little testy 'bout his boy toys.
I'm just really loving all this. Giggling maniacally. Ha!
The more I know, the more I'm all WTF? about her nomination.
This outght to be a very good political season.
I'm pretty mad that she would hijack and awesome name like "Willow" and use it on her creationist non-sex-educated spawn.
you rock... that was a great one. although, i do feel a little skeered.
The scary part is that when kids are raised on these kinds of tales, they think that they are the norm. I cringed when I saw the VP nominee on the bear, but she looks oh so comfy. In fact, her Big Daddy shot the big bear for her.
In addition to leaving the lights on, I think I'll also light some incense to ward off evil.
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